Highway robbery?

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At $10.50, this is the most overpriced beer ever. Thank you Bell Centre and especially the Molson family.

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For lovers of homoerotic double entendres

“NEW YORK (CNNMoney) — Rest easy, Twinkie lovers: Hostess Brands, the storied American manufacturer of snack cakes, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy Wednesday, but said it will continue to churn out Ho Hos, Ding Dongs and other iconic products.”

So what headline did CNN choose for this article, you might ask. Well, ask no more because here it is:

Twinkies will keep coming

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Coaches and Douchebags

What I really want to know is why do coaches in all the interviews wear track suits or some kind of sports clothing. I can understand athletes doing that: they just came from practice. But what the fuck kind of exercises did the coach do? Bobby Knight used to throw chairs and really exert himself but that’s about it. The most physical thing the coach has to do is get on his knees and blow the team owner.

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Fromage this!

American Cheese Society are having their annual cheese orgy get-together in Montreal’s Palais des Congrès this year. For $85 (plus taxes, one assumes) you can go to the show and eat all the samples you can handle. Good. Who doesn’t love cheese? But $85??? For half that amount I can get enough Mozzarella at Costco to get me curled up in the foetal position in my bed by the end of the day, moaning and crying and begging. “Oh Goooooood! Awwwww…. I proooooooomise…. I will neeeeeever do anything like this agaaaaaaaaaaaaain…. Ohhhhhhh…. Please make it stooooooooop….”

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Holy Shit!

This whole dating thing is making me think about Jesus Christ. Firstly, I’m just as celibate. And secondly, even Christ wasn’t rejected as much as me and he was one outlandish dude! Maybe I should claim to be a son of god… But which one?

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Sky is burning

Another fun filled night with dreams about hate crimes, FBI protection, natural disasters, burning atmosphere, and quite possibly the end of the world. Interesting, multidimensional characters some of whom are real life people. Am I the only person who dreams in Hollywood blockbusters? I’m going to start writing down my dreams, I think. Maybe I’ll get a development deal or something…

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Mmmm… tea….

Recently, in the comments section of the blog I like and occasionally comment on, someone didn’t like my flippant attitude towards TEA party members and the fact that I refer to them as Teabaggers. I thought to myself: maybe I am wrong. Maybe the Teabaggers are not the people I imagine them to be. But how would one go about discovering these things? Google to the rescue! A search for “tea party”returned several results. The first two were Wikipedia articles. The third one was http://www.teapartypatriots.org. Nice website, not particularly rich in information though they do sell colouring books. And then there it was: the blogs section. Jackpot! I don’t have a ton of time so I picked two blogs at random.

Blog #1:

Apparently, 27 times 65 is 7,555. Go figure! Is this mathiness?

Blog #2:

Yes, horrible. It’s the end of the world. Next thing you know, he’ll be bombing and shooting people like those brown muslins in Oslo. Oh, no, wait…

Should I keep looking or can I stick with my previous opinion?

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